

Season - Episode
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3 - 1Penetration Island Jun 18, 2002
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3 - 2Saturday Night Queefer Jun 25, 2002
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3 - 3In the Line of Booty Jul 02, 2002
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3 - 4Three Days of the Condom Jul 09, 2002
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3 - 5Witness for the Prostitution Jul 16, 2002
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3 - 6The Gay Team Jul 23, 2002
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3 - 7You Only Come Once Jul 30, 2002
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3 - 8Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood Aug 06, 2002
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3 - 9Godfather Knows Best Aug 13, 2002
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3 - 10Empty the Dragon Aug 20, 2002
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3 - 11The Long Hot Johnson Aug 27, 2002
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3 - 12Taco Lips Now (1) Sep 17, 2002
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3 - 13Jailhouse Notch (2) Sep 24, 2002
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3 - 14Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) Oct 01, 2002
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2 - 1B.J. Blue Hawaii Mar 13, 2001
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2 - 2From Russia with Johnson Mar 20, 2001
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2 - 3Remember Her Titans Mar 27, 2001
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2 - 4Rod Strikes Back Apr 03, 2001
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2 - 5Queefer Madness Apr 10, 2001
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2 - 6Light My Firebush Apr 17, 2001
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2 - 7Chip's a Goy Apr 24, 2001
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2 - 8A Tale of Two Johnsons May 29, 2001
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2 - 9It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World Jun 05, 2001
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2 - 10It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! Jun 12, 2001
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2 - 11The Island of Dr. Merlot Jan 19, 2001
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2 - 12The Sexorcist Jun 26, 2001
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2 - 13Grand Prix Jul 03, 2001
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2 - 14Area 69 Jul 10, 2001
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2 - 15Booger Nights Jul 17, 2001
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1 - 1With Sex You Get Eggroll Mar 14, 2000
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1 - 2Silence of the Clams Mar 21, 2000
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1 - 3In the G-Hetto Mar 28, 2000
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1 - 4Love, Native American Style Apr 04, 2000
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1 - 5Two Thongs Don't Make a Right Apr 11, 2000
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1 - 6Fanny and the Professor Apr 18, 2000
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1 - 7Eat My Muffin Aug 01, 2000
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1 - 8Miso Honei Aug 08, 2000
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1 - 9South of Her Border Aug 15, 2000
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1 - 10Day of the Jackass Aug 22, 2000
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1 - 11A Star Is Boned Aug 29, 2000
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1 - 12Attack of the Cocktopuss Sep 05, 2000
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1 - 13Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong Sep 12, 2000
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0 - 1Baby Oil Montage Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 2Behind the Scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 3Montage Feature Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 4Outtakes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 5Too Hot for TV Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 6Trailer Heroes Jan 01, 1970
Overview
""Master of disguise"" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and Kimberlee's wedding date to the next day. Kooze knows Notch will come when he hears this news and he plans to assassinate him at the wedding. Chip finds out he's in imminent danger of being deported. To avoid this, he convinces a reluctant Jamaica to marry him, which is a great shock to his ""Mootie"" and ""Poopie"" when they arrive for the wedding. Porcelain has now come up with a plan to seduce Nick Jr. into marriage so she can get her hands on the Pappasmearos fortune, so it looks like there's going to be a triple wedding at Malibu Adjacent. Notch sneaks into the SPF-30 headquaters looking for evidence against Kooze, but while he's looking, B.J. goes into labor. Notch helps to deliver her baby, after which the surprise identity of the father is revealed.