Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 16 Crime Doesn't Pay

Secrets. Romance. Murder. All on one street 2012-05-13 United States of America 48 minutes.

7.92 1961 votes

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Season - Episode

8 Season 8 Sep 25, 2011

8 - 1

Secrets That I Never Want to Know Sep 25, 2011
8 - 2

Making the Connection Oct 02, 2011
8 - 3

Watch While I Revise the World Oct 09, 2011
8 - 4

School of Hard Knocks Oct 16, 2011
8 - 5

The Art of Making Art Oct 23, 2011
8 - 6

Witch's Lament Oct 30, 2011
8 - 7

Always in Control Nov 06, 2011
8 - 8

Suspicion Song Nov 13, 2011
8 - 9

Putting It Together Dec 04, 2011
8 - 10

What's to Discuss, Old Friend? Jan 08, 2012
8 - 11

Who Can Say What's True? Jan 15, 2012
8 - 12

What's the Good of Being Good? Jan 22, 2012
8 - 13

Is This What You Call Love? Feb 12, 2012
8 - 14

Get Out of My Life Feb 19, 2012
8 - 15

She Needs Me Mar 04, 2012
8 - 16

You Take for Granted Mar 11, 2012
8 - 17

Women and Death Mar 18, 2012
8 - 18

Any Moment Mar 25, 2012
8 - 19

With So Little to Be Sure of Apr 01, 2012
8 - 20

Lost My Power Apr 29, 2012
8 - 21

The People Will Hear May 06, 2012
8 - 22

Give Me the Blame May 13, 2012
8 - 23

Finishing the Hat May 13, 2012

7 Season 7 Sep 26, 2010

7 - 1

Remember Paul? Sep 26, 2010
7 - 2

You Must Meet My Wife Oct 03, 2010
7 - 3

Truly Content Oct 10, 2010
7 - 4

The Thing That Counts Is What's Inside Oct 17, 2010
7 - 5

Let Me Entertain You Oct 24, 2010
7 - 6

Excited and Scared Oct 31, 2010
7 - 7

A Humiliating Business Nov 07, 2010
7 - 8

Sorry Grateful Nov 14, 2010
7 - 9

Pleasant Little Kingdom Dec 05, 2010
7 - 10

Down the Block There's a Riot Dec 12, 2010
7 - 11

Assassins Jan 02, 2011
7 - 12

Where Do I Belong Jan 09, 2011
7 - 13

I'm Still Here Jan 16, 2011
7 - 14

Flashback Feb 13, 2011
7 - 15

Farewell Letter Feb 20, 2011
7 - 16

Searching Mar 06, 2011
7 - 17

Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed Apr 03, 2011
7 - 18

Moments in the Woods Apr 17, 2011
7 - 19

The Lies Ill-Concealed Apr 24, 2011
7 - 20

I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday May 01, 2011
7 - 21

Then I Really Got Scared May 08, 2011
7 - 22

And Lots of Security... May 15, 2011
7 - 23

Come on Over for Dinner May 15, 2011

6 Season 6 Sep 27, 2009

6 - 1

Nice Is Different Than Good Sep 27, 2009
6 - 2

Being Alive Oct 04, 2009
6 - 3

Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover Oct 11, 2009
6 - 4

The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues Oct 18, 2009
6 - 5

Everybody Ought to Have a Maid Oct 25, 2009
6 - 6

Don't Walk on the Grass Nov 01, 2009
6 - 7

Careful the Things You Say Nov 08, 2009
6 - 8

The Coffee Cup Nov 15, 2009
6 - 9

Would I Think of Suicide? Nov 29, 2009
6 - 10

Boom Crunch Dec 06, 2009
6 - 11

If... Jan 03, 2010
6 - 12

You Gotta Get a Gimmick Jan 10, 2010
6 - 13

How About a Friendly Shrink? Jan 17, 2010
6 - 14

The Glamorous Life Jan 31, 2010
6 - 15

Lovely Feb 21, 2010
6 - 16

The Chase Feb 28, 2010
6 - 17

Chromolume No. 7 Mar 14, 2010
6 - 18

My Two Young Men Mar 21, 2010
6 - 19

We All Deserve to Die Apr 18, 2010
6 - 20

Epiphany Apr 25, 2010
6 - 21

A Little Night Music May 02, 2010
6 - 22

The Ballad of Booth May 09, 2010
6 - 23

I Guess This Is Goodbye May 16, 2010

5 Season 5 Sep 28, 2008

5 - 1

You're Gonna Love Tomorrow Sep 28, 2008
5 - 2

We're So Happy You're So Happy Oct 05, 2008
5 - 3

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else Oct 12, 2008
5 - 4

Back in Business Oct 19, 2008
5 - 5

Mirror, Mirror Oct 26, 2008
5 - 6

There's Always a Woman Nov 02, 2008
5 - 7

What More Do I Need? Nov 09, 2008
5 - 8

City on Fire Nov 16, 2008
5 - 9

Me and My Town Nov 30, 2008
5 - 10

A Vision's Just a Vision Dec 07, 2008
5 - 11

Home Is the Place Jan 04, 2009
5 - 12

Connect! Connect! Jan 11, 2009
5 - 13

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened Jan 18, 2009
5 - 14

Mama Spent Money When She Had None Feb 08, 2009
5 - 15

In a World Where the Kings are Employers Feb 15, 2009
5 - 16

Crime Doesn't Pay Mar 08, 2009
5 - 17

The Story of Lucy and Jessie Mar 15, 2009
5 - 18

A Spark. To Pierce the Dark. Mar 22, 2009
5 - 19

Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know Apr 19, 2009
5 - 20

Rose's Turn Apr 26, 2009
5 - 21

Bargaining May 03, 2009
5 - 22

Marry Me a Little May 10, 2009
5 - 23

Everybody Says Don't May 17, 2009
5 - 24

If It's Only in Your Head May 17, 2009

4 Season 4 Sep 30, 2007

4 - 1

Now You Know Sep 30, 2007
4 - 2

Smiles of a Summer Night Oct 07, 2007
4 - 3

The Game Oct 14, 2007
4 - 4

If There's Anything I Can't Stand Oct 21, 2007
4 - 5

Art Isn't Easy Oct 28, 2007
4 - 6

Now I Know, Don’t Be Scared Nov 04, 2007
4 - 7

You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover Nov 11, 2007
4 - 8

Distant Past Nov 25, 2007
4 - 9

Something's Coming Dec 02, 2007
4 - 10

Welcome to Kanagawa Jan 06, 2008
4 - 11

Sunday Apr 13, 2008
4 - 12

In Buddy's Eyes Apr 20, 2008
4 - 13

Hello, Little Girl Apr 27, 2008
4 - 14

Opening Doors May 04, 2008
4 - 15

Mother Said May 11, 2008
4 - 16

The Gun Song May 18, 2008
4 - 17

Free May 18, 2008

3 Season 3 Sep 24, 2006

3 - 1

Listen to the Rain on the Roof Sep 24, 2006
3 - 2

It Takes Two Oct 01, 2006
3 - 3

A Weekend in the Country Oct 08, 2006
3 - 4

Like It Was Oct 15, 2006
3 - 5

Nice She Ain't Oct 22, 2006
3 - 6

Sweetheart, I Have to Confess Oct 29, 2006
3 - 7

Bang Nov 05, 2006
3 - 8

Children and Art Nov 12, 2006
3 - 9

Beautiful Girls Nov 19, 2006
3 - 10

The Miracle Song Nov 26, 2006
3 - 11

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds Jan 07, 2007
3 - 12

Not While I'm Around Jan 14, 2007
3 - 13

Come Play Wiz Me Jan 21, 2007
3 - 14

I Remember That Feb 11, 2007
3 - 15

The Little Things You Do Together Feb 18, 2007
3 - 16

My Husband, the Pig Mar 04, 2007
3 - 17

Dress Big Apr 08, 2007
3 - 18

Liaisons Apr 15, 2007
3 - 19

God, That's Good Apr 22, 2007
3 - 20

Gossip Apr 29, 2007
3 - 21

Into the Woods May 06, 2007
3 - 22

What Would We Do Without You? May 13, 2007
3 - 23

Getting Married Today May 20, 2007

2 Season 2 Sep 25, 2005

2 - 1

Next Sep 25, 2005
2 - 2

You Could Drive a Person Crazy Oct 02, 2005
2 - 3

You'll Never Get Away from Me Oct 09, 2005
2 - 4

My Heart Belongs to Daddy Oct 16, 2005
2 - 5

They Asked Me Why I Believe in You Oct 23, 2005
2 - 6

I Wish I Could Forget You Nov 06, 2005
2 - 7

Color and Light Nov 13, 2005
2 - 8

The Sun Won't Set Nov 20, 2005
2 - 9

That's Good, That's Bad Nov 27, 2005
2 - 10

Coming Home Dec 04, 2005
2 - 11

One More Kiss Jan 08, 2006
2 - 12

We're Gonna Be All Right Jan 15, 2006
2 - 13

There's Something About a War Jan 22, 2006
2 - 14

Silly People Feb 12, 2006
2 - 15

Thank You So Much Feb 19, 2006
2 - 16

There Is No Other Way Mar 12, 2006
2 - 17

Could I Leave You? Mar 26, 2006
2 - 18

Everybody Says Don't Apr 02, 2006
2 - 19

Don't Look at Me Apr 16, 2006
2 - 20

It Wasn't Meant to Happen Apr 30, 2006
2 - 21

I Know Things Now May 07, 2006
2 - 22

No One Is Alone May 14, 2006
2 - 23

Remember May 21, 2006

1 Season 1 Oct 03, 2004

1 - 1

Pilot Oct 03, 2004
1 - 2

Ah, But Underneath Oct 10, 2004
1 - 3

Pretty Little Picture Oct 17, 2004
1 - 4

Who's That Woman? Oct 24, 2004
1 - 5

Come In, Stranger Oct 31, 2004
1 - 6

Running to Stand Still Nov 07, 2004
1 - 7

Anything You Can Do Nov 21, 2004
1 - 8

Guilty Nov 28, 2004
1 - 9

Suspicious Minds Dec 12, 2004
1 - 10

Come Back to Me Dec 19, 2004
1 - 11

Move On Jan 09, 2005
1 - 12

Every Day a Little Death Jan 16, 2005
1 - 13

Your Fault Jan 23, 2005
1 - 14

Love is in the Air Feb 13, 2005
1 - 15

Impossible Feb 20, 2005
1 - 16

The Ladies Who Lunch Mar 27, 2005
1 - 17

There Won't Be Trumpets Apr 03, 2005
1 - 18

Children Will Listen Apr 10, 2005
1 - 19

Live Alone and Like It Apr 17, 2005
1 - 20

Fear No More May 01, 2005
1 - 21

Sunday in the Park with George May 08, 2005
1 - 22

Goodbye for Now May 15, 2005
1 - 23

One Wonderful Day May 22, 2005

0 Season 0 Jan 01, 1970

0 - 1

Unaired Pilot Jan 01, 1970
0 - 2

Oprah Winfrey is the New Neighbor Feb 03, 2005
0 - 3

Sorting Out the Dirty Laundry Apr 24, 2005
0 - 4

All the Juicy Details Sep 04, 2005
0 - 5

The More You Know, the Juicier it Gets Apr 23, 2006
0 - 6

Time to Come Clean Sep 03, 2006
0 - 7

The Juiciest Bites Apr 01, 2007
0 - 8

Secrets & Lies Sep 23, 2007
0 - 9

Another Desperate Housewife (1) Oct 01, 2009
0 - 10

Another Desperate Housewife (2) Oct 08, 2009
0 - 11

Another Desperate Housewife (3) Oct 12, 2009
0 - 12

Another Desperate Housewife (4) Oct 20, 2009
0 - 13

Another Desperate Housewife (5) Oct 26, 2009
0 - 14

Another Desperate Housewife (6) Nov 03, 2009
0 - 15

Another Desperate Housewife (7) Nov 09, 2009
0 - 16

Another Desperate Housewife (8) Nov 16, 2009
0 - 24

Season 8 Premiere Sneak Peek Dec 04, 2011

Overview

Bree tells Lynette she will help Tom find a job; Carlos' adulterous boss puts Gaby in a precarious situation; after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance, Edie looks into Dave's past.

Year 2012

Studio ABC

Director Marc Cherry

Crew George W. Perkins (Producer), Michael Edelstein (Executive Producer), Larry Shaw (Producer), Alexandra Cunningham (Producer), Patty Lin (Producer), Tracey Stern (Producer)

Popularity 44.2446

Language English

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