Red Dwarf - Season 0 Episode 5 Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg
Season - Episode
12
Season 12 Oct 12, 2017
11
Season 11 Sep 22, 2016
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11 - 1Twentica Sep 22, 2016 -
11 - 2Samsara Sep 29, 2016 -
11 - 3Give and Take Oct 06, 2016 -
11 - 4Officer Rimmer Oct 13, 2016 -
11 - 5Krysis Oct 20, 2016 -
11 - 6Can of Worms Oct 27, 2016
10
Season 10 Oct 04, 2012
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10 - 1Trojan Oct 04, 2012 -
10 - 2Fathers and Suns Oct 11, 2012 -
10 - 3Lemons Oct 18, 2012 -
10 - 4Entangled Oct 25, 2012 -
10 - 5Dear Dave Nov 01, 2012 -
10 - 6The Beginning Nov 08, 2012
9
Season 9 Apr 10, 2009
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9 - 1Back to Earth (1) Apr 10, 2009 -
9 - 2Back to Earth (2) Apr 11, 2009 -
9 - 3Back to Earth (3) Apr 12, 2009
8
Season 8 Feb 18, 1999
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8 - 1Back in the Red (1) Feb 18, 1999 -
8 - 2Back in the Red (2) Feb 25, 1999 -
8 - 3Back in the Red (3) Mar 04, 1999 -
8 - 4Cassandra Mar 11, 1999 -
8 - 5Krytie TV Mar 18, 1999 -
8 - 6Pete (1) Mar 25, 1999 -
8 - 7Pete (2) Apr 01, 1999 -
8 - 8Only the Good... Apr 05, 1999
7
Season 7 Jan 17, 1997
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7 - 1Tikka to Ride Jan 17, 1997 -
7 - 2Stoke Me a Clipper Jan 24, 1997 -
7 - 3Ouroboros Jan 31, 1997 -
7 - 4Duct Soup Feb 07, 1997 -
7 - 5Blue Feb 14, 1997 -
7 - 6Beyond a Joke Feb 21, 1997 -
7 - 7Epideme Feb 28, 1997 -
7 - 8Nanarchy Mar 07, 1997
6
Season 6 Oct 07, 1993
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6 - 1Psirens Oct 07, 1993 -
6 - 2Legion Oct 14, 1993 -
6 - 3Gunmen of the Apocalypse Oct 21, 1993 -
6 - 4Emohawk: Polymorph II Oct 28, 1993 -
6 - 5Rimmerworld Nov 04, 1993 -
6 - 6Out of Time Nov 11, 1993
5
Season 5 Feb 20, 1992
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5 - 1Holoship Feb 20, 1992 -
5 - 2The Inquisitor Feb 27, 1992 -
5 - 3Terrorform Mar 05, 1992 -
5 - 4Quarantine Mar 12, 1992 -
5 - 5Demons & Angels Mar 19, 1992 -
5 - 6Back to Reality Mar 26, 1992
4
Season 4 Feb 14, 1991
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4 - 1Camille Feb 14, 1991 -
4 - 2D.N.A. Feb 21, 1991 -
4 - 3Justice Feb 28, 1991 -
4 - 4White Hole Mar 07, 1991 -
4 - 5Dimension Jump Mar 14, 1991 -
4 - 6Meltdown Mar 21, 1991
3
Season 3 Nov 14, 1989
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3 - 1Backwards Nov 14, 1989 -
3 - 2Marooned Nov 21, 1989 -
3 - 3Polymorph Nov 28, 1989 -
3 - 4Bodyswap Dec 05, 1989 -
3 - 5Timeslides Dec 12, 1989 -
3 - 6The Last Day Dec 19, 1989
2
Season 2 Sep 06, 1988
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2 - 1Kryten Sep 06, 1988 -
2 - 2Better Than Life Sep 13, 1988 -
2 - 3Thanks for the Memory Sep 20, 1988 -
2 - 4Stasis Leak Sep 27, 1988 -
2 - 5Queeg Oct 04, 1988 -
2 - 6Parallel Universe Oct 11, 1988
1
Season 1 Feb 15, 1988
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1 - 1The End Feb 15, 1988 -
1 - 2Future Echoes Feb 22, 1988 -
1 - 3Balance of Power Feb 29, 1988 -
1 - 4Waiting for God Mar 07, 1988 -
1 - 5Confidence & Paranoia Mar 14, 1988 -
1 - 6Me² Mar 21, 1988
0
Season 0 Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 1Unaired US Pilot 1 Jan 01, 1970 -
0 - 2Unaired US Pilot 2 Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 3Smeg Ups Nov 07, 1994
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0 - 4Smeg Outs Jan 01, 1995
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0 - 5Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg Feb 14, 1998
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0 - 6The Smeg Ups Feb 14, 1998
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0 - 7Universe Challenge Feb 14, 1998
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0 - 8Tongue Tied - The Uncut Version Aug 27, 2020
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0 - 9Red Dwarf A-Z Feb 14, 1998
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0 - 10Children in Need Sketch Nov 13, 1998
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0 - 11Building a Better Universe - A Tribute to Mel Bibby Nov 03, 2003
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0 - 12Hattie's DJ Diary Nov 03, 2003
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0 - 13Comedy Connections Aug 30, 2004
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0 - 14Back from the Dead Nov 07, 2005
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0 - 15Identity Within Nov 07, 2005
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0 - 16Bodysnatcher Nov 12, 2007
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0 - 17The Making of Back to Earth Apr 12, 2009 -
0 - 18Back to Earth: The Director's Cut Apr 12, 2009
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0 - 19Series I Deleted and Extended Scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 20Launching Red Dwarf Feb 14, 1998
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0 - 21The Doug Naylor Interview Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 22Series II Smeg Ups Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 23Series II Deleted and Extended Scenes Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 24Fan Films Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 25The Beginning (Series I Feature) Jan 14, 2019
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0 - 26It's Cold Outside (Series II Feature) Jan 14, 2019
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0 - 27Re-Dwarf Nov 12, 2007
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0 - 28
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0 - 29
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0 - 30
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0 - 31Series III Smeg Ups Aug 16, 2020
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0 - 32Backwards - Forwards Aug 17, 2020
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0 - 33All Change - Series III Aug 20, 2020
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0 - 34Series III Deleted and Extended Scenes Aug 22, 2020
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0 - 35Bodyswap - Extended Workout Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 36Behind The Scenes - Special Effects Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 37Animated Discussion - Polymorph Apr 13, 2020
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0 - 38Dad - Episode Reconstruction Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 39The End: The Original Assembly Apr 13, 2020
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0 - 40Series IV Smeg Ups Aug 23, 2020
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0 - 41Series IV Deleted and Extended Scenes Aug 24, 2020
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0 - 42Built To Last - Series IV Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 49Series I Smeg Ups Apr 13, 2020
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0 - 50Series V Smeg Ups Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 51Heavy Science - Series V Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 52Series V Deleted and Extended Scenes Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 53The SFX of Series V Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 54Dwarfing USA Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 60Series VI Smeg Ups Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 61The Starbuggers Series VI Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 62Series VI Deleted and Extended Scenes Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 63Danny's Video Diary Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 64Return to Laredo Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 65Howard Goodall - Settling The Score Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 70Series VII Deleted Scenes Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 71Series VII Smeg Ups Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 72Robert Llewellyn's Video Diary Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 73Easter Egg - Chloë Annett's Audition Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 80Series VIII Smeg Ups Mar 27, 2006
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0 - 81Series VIII Deleted Scenes Mar 27, 2006
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0 - 82The Tank Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 90Series IX Featurette - Carbug Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 91Series IX Featurette - Lister on the Street Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 92Series IX Featurette - Cat Always Lands on his Feet Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 93Series IX Featurette - Robot on a Wire Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 94Series IX Smeg Ups Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 95The SFX of Back to Earth Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 96Back to Earth Premiere Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 97Series IX Deleted Scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 100Red Dwarf: The Promised Land Part 1 Apr 09, 2020 -
0 - 101Red Dwarf: The Promised Land Part 2 Apr 09, 2020 -
0 - 102The Promised Doc Apr 09, 2020
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0 - 103Red Dwarf The Promised Land: Deleted Scenes Apr 09, 2020
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0 - 104Red Dwarf The Promised Land: Smeg Ups Apr 09, 2020 -
0 - 105Through an Audience's Eyes Apr 11, 2020
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0 - 106Series X Deleted Scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 107Series X Smeg Ups Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 108Series X Featurette - We're Smegged Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 110Series XI Smeg Ups Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 111Series XI Deleted Scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 112Series XI Featurette - Behind The Scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 120Series XII Smeg Ups Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 121Series XII Deleted Scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 122Series XII Featurette - Behind the scenes Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 123The Speed of Dark - Lighting Red Dwarf Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 124Lighting Red Dwarf - Then and Now Jan 01, 1970
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0 - 125A New Model Army Jan 01, 1970
Overview
The crew of Starbug are transported to the Can't Cook, Won't Cook studio to see who can cook a better vindaloo. It's Lister and Kryten vs Rimmer and the Cat. Well it should have been the Cat, but he was worried he would mess up his suit (really he just didn't want to work with Rimmer), so Duane Dibbley took his place. This left Kochanski as the taster (God help her). It's not her fault, she lost the "ippy-dippy"! The show was total, hillarious chaos. Ainsley Harriott (now known as AH – which has a completley different meaning) was run all over the place. He was totaly pissed off.
Year 2017
Director Doug Naylor, Rob Grant
Crew Neill Gorton (Prosthetic Designer), Des Willie (Still Photographer), Keith Dunne (Production Design), Tristan Peatfield (Art Direction), Dan Kay (Production Manager), Matt Bell (First Assistant Director)
Popularity 12.6307
Language English
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